Please don’t put your kids in any of the following costumes for Halloween or you might end up speaking to someone from child protection services…
1. Naked Family?
This family costume screams family abuse like no other. Yes it’s scary but no, it’s not acceptable in modern society! There is no doubt these kids are going to have behavior problems later in life. Its almost certain they’ll need something like The Total Transformation sooner or later.
2. Baby Alien Costume
3. Baby Stuck In Chest
This poor child will have to endure many years of therapy to get over this Halloween costume. I am still not quite sure what it’s meant to be – is the baby meant to be an alien popping out his fathers chest or maybe a genetic experiment gone wrong? Either way, we feel for the unlucky kid…
4. Slutty Halloween
It’s not just kids from white trash families that dress inappropriately during Halloween – even Noah Cyrus does it. This kind of costume is acceptable on a 16 year old but on a nine year old it sends out the wrong message!
5. Young Suicide Bomber
This kind of costume might be funny for a second – but when your kids starts trick or treating the Jewish neighbors it might cause an incident…
If you want your kid to come home black and blue then feel free to send them out in this insane Halloween costume.
7. Hitler Baby
Yes World War 2 was a long time ago but no you can’t dress your kid up like Hitler. I doubt this kid will win any costume prizes unless he is attending a Ku Klux Klan Halloween party…
8. Evil Newborn Baby Costumes
Before anyone asks, this is for real! Its aimed at newborn babies to 6 months and these bloody bonnets allow your little one to join the Halloween fun. You have two options: an axe through your babies head and a baby alien grub popping out of the skull! Its utterly disgusting and it’s even worse that it’s made for children so young.
9. KKK Kid
Just as bad as the kid dressed like the suicide bomber is the KKK kid. It’s possible there are some ghost costumes out there that have been mis-interpreted but I’m pretty sure this mom knew exactly the look she was going for.
10. Poor Girl…
Even if you do have a pink star wars helmet lying around – his does not mean you need to dress your little girl up with it. Just give her a chance to make some friends by letting her dress up in a normal princess outfit.